Anonymous asked: Would you ever wish death upon anyone?

uh yeah i do it like hourly


one of the most annoying, frustrating and disrespectful things someone can do to you without directly being a cunt is when they ignore you or take you for granted


you should have to take an IQ test before you’re allowed to make an ebay account


every time i see a man walk into his house i always say ‘now you know where he lives’ in frank’s voice from donnie darko.  then i burn it to the ground


aiaiaiuk asked: I see that stencil near birkbeck all the time and always wondered who did it :))))

ahhh cool :D i have to publish this because it made me happy haha


i’m scarily unaffectionate and it really pisses me off